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How to Save Money Without Really Trying
March 21, 2014
How can I save a buck? That’s the million-dollar question. I’ve experimented with various cost-cutting meas...
Get Fresh With Me
February 21, 2014
I recently learned a fact that in all my years of eating packaged bread I had never known. It was news that would change my life&mdash...
She’s Full of Scrap
January 17, 2014
They say scrapbooking is a great way to cherish your favorite memories and organize photos that are lying around your home. ...
Does Your Medicine Cabinet Need a Makeover?
December 20, 2013
I used to consider myself an organized person. Every morning I showered, toweled, and moisturized. I kept toiletries— liquid han...
Thanksgiving and Hanukkah Makes Thanksgivukkah!
November 8, 2013
When my daughter first sent me this Buzzfeed link about a dual Thanksgiving and Hanukkah celebration, I thought i...
Chase to the Cut
September 13, 2013
“You didn’t make the cut, but thanks for trying.” It was the story of my life, fruitlessly chasing my ambitions ...
Snoring: It’s Nothing to Sneeze at
July 31, 2013
My husband Chris and I have been married over twenty years and each evening after saying goodnight to our three children we...
Nineteen Piles and Counting
May 24, 2013
Chances are no matter how organized you are things accumulate on your kitchen counters and grow into piles, and those piles beget pile...
Meet the In-Laws
April 25, 2013
Marriage is a package deal. You open the package—you deal with the in-laws. No exchange policy, no returns, no ...
My Husband Gave Me a Complex For Our Anniversary
March 7, 2013
An anniversary is a day of remembrance—when we remember how good we used to look when we first got married. It’s also ...
Revelations from My First CAbi Party
February 7, 2013
I was wary when my friend Patty invited me to a trunk show called CAbi that she was hosting. In New Jersey a tru...
When It Doesn’t Pay to Take a Staycation
January 10, 2013
When my husband Chris told me he wanted to take a family vacation during our children’s winter break, I resisted. I told him...
Thoughts and Prayers
December 19, 2012
In deference to the heartbreaking tragedy last Friday, I have departed from my weekly Musings to send thoughts and prayers to the...
Five Mistakes to Avoid at Your Hanukkah Party
December 13, 2012
Hanukkah commemorates the rededication of the Holy Temple in Jerusalem. It’s an occasion my husband and I mark by throwing an an...
Animal Skin “Hide”-and-Seek
December 6, 2012
I have an affinity for animal skins. Not only do I drive a car with leather car seats and carry an alligator pocketbook, I ...
I’m Keeping Victoria’s Secret
November 29, 2012
They say you can tell a lot about someone by looking at her garbage, but you can also tell a lot about someone from looking at her cat...
The Tongue and the Restless
November 23, 2012
Some of us grew up under constant correction from parents and teachers about our back posture: “sit up straight,&rdqu...
Previews of Coming Contractions
November 14, 2012
Home delivery used to mean a mustached man named Raul driving an oxidized Ford Pinto and tossing the morning newspaper into our neighb...
Black Coffee in Bed
November 7, 2012
Please forgive me But I’ve been in no mood to muse Ever since my power lines Blew a Frankenfuse. I sh...
The Graveyard Beneath My Window
November 1, 2012
We stood in the graveyard; my husband, his parents, my three kids and me, looking out onto the crop of scattered, moss covered tombsto...
The Flippant Flosser
October 25, 2012
There are certain things in life that we do because we have to, like eat, drink, and sleep. There are other things we do because...
The Hole Truth
October 17, 2012
If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be in solitary confinement and imprisoned without human contact, just ask a robb...
Getting It Off My Chest
October 11, 2012
For days after writing “The Boob Pillow,” I dreamed about breast enhancing products. I couldn’t get them out of ...
The Boob Pillow
October 4, 2012
We gals have long vocalized our complaints about unwanted chest lines that blemish our otherwise sexy cleavage. You know, the ki...
If He Only “Nude” What I Knew
September 27, 2012
My husband Chris and I stared at the sample drawings scattered across our kitchen table as we pondered whether to commission a local a...