Saturday, May 10, 2014 • 1:06pm
Today I am grateful for junk drawers. Whenever I move to a different place the first piece of business is to assign a junk drawer.
When I searched for a good picture to use with this submission I found organized junk drawers. That’s just wrong. Un American! Organize your purse, your closet (like me), your dresser drawers, your utensils, your brain. . .but keep your mitts off the junk drawer. It’s supposed to be a tangled mess of. . .well. . .JUNK!
I heard my husband rattling around in the kitchen the other day yanking and digging and slamming. I’m smart enough not to expect a surprise dinner so I asked what he was doing. “I’m trying to get the blasted hammer out of the junk drawer!” Hah! Cooking would have been easier. “It’s tangled in a shoelace and the tape stuck to it and now that little basket that had rogue nails and lipstick and batteries that probably don’t work, and address labels and post-it pads and a nail file and the top to some bottle, tipped over and I’ll never get it back in. And why do we have clay in a plastic bag in there?” Junk drawers are not for sissies. They are training for the Tupperware drawer. He sputtered as he tried to jam the hammer back, smooshing it into a now broken glue stick. “We should organize this thing.”
WE should organize it? The collective WE? As in ME? “Knock yourself out,” I said. “Lemme know when you’re done and I’ll post a picture.”
I am grateful the junk drawer is the one thing in my house I don’t feel guilty about when it’s a mess. My husband would have probably had an easier time surprising me with dinner.
Each and every day I find something to be grateful for. My gratitude's are heartfelt, personal, moving and often humorous. Facebook followers have encouraged me to branch out. I hope you will relate.
The opinions expressed herein are the writer's alone, and do not reflect the opinions of TheAlternativePress.com or anyone who works for TheAlternativePress.com. TheAlternativePress.com is not responsible for the accuracy of any of the information supplied by the writer.